Git-r-dun
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?"
"Yes. How can I help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Virgil. He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you for the call, sir."
The following day, the Sheriff's deputies descended on Virgil's house. They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood but found no marijuana.
They glowered at Virgil as they filed out the shed door. Not long after the deputies left, the phone rang at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
Rednecks know how to git-r-dun.
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