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  1. Buckle Up
  2. Goo Goo Ga Ga
  3. Are We There Yet?
  4. Big Toe Truck
  5. In The Freezer
  6. Under Your Bed
  7. Car Seat Exercise
  8. This Little Piggy
  9. Speed Bump Blues
  10. Raindrops & Lemon Drops
  11. The People In The Car
  12. Pat-A-Cake
  13. Evening Breeze Lullaby

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Track 1: Buckle Up

 

Either this is an instrumental track or I just don't have these lyrics yet.

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Track 2: Goo Goo Ga Ga

It was a strange road on a dark night,
When suddenly there was a flash of light.
And an old witch was standing there looking at me,
And then in the car seat at the baby.
And she said, "You're trespassing on my road.
I think I'm going to turn you into a couple of toads!"

But before I could say a single word,
This is what the witch and I heard.
The baby said, "Goo goo ga ga
and coochie, coochie coo."
And the old witch said, "Hey, that baby's cool.
You all go on ahead. I won't mess with you."
And we went on our way.

And we were singing
Goo goo ga ga and coochie, coochie coo.
It's amazing what a little baby talk can do.
The old witch was singing and dancing too,
Saying, "Goo goo ga ga
and coochie, coochie coo."

It was the same night on that dark road.
We came to a bridge guarded by an old troll.
He shook his stick and he looked at me,
And then in the car seat at the baby.
And he said, "I'm a troll and I collect tolls,
To cross this bridge costs a lot of dough!"

But before I could say a single word,
This is what the troll and I heard.
The baby said, "Goo goo ga ga
and cootchie, cootchie coo."
And the old troll said, "Hey, that baby's cool.
I can tell than you're hip, just get on with your trip."
And we went over the bridge.

And we were singing
Goo goo ga ga and coochie, coochie coo
The old troll was dancing and singing too.
It's amazing what a little baby talk can do.
Goo goo ga ga and coochie, coochie coo.

That same night, just a little later,
We came to a crazy old alligator.
He had his knife and fork, and he looked at me,
And then in the car seat at the baby,
And he said, "Hey, you can't turn around and go back,
So I'm going to eat you for my midnight snack!"
But before I could say a single word,
This is what the gator and I heard:

Baby snores.

I started singing,
"Goo goo ga ga and coochie, coochie coo."
The baby was sleeping and snoring too.
It's amazing what a little baby talk can do.
Goo goo ga ga and coochie, coochie coo."

Goo goo ga ga and coochie, coochie coo.
The witch and the troll were singing too.
The gator was still thinking what he should do.
Goo goo ga ga and coochie, coochie coo.
Coochie, coochie coo.
Coochie, coochie coo.

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Track 3: Are We There Yet?

 

Either this is an instrumental track or I just don't have these lyrics yet.

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Track 4: Big Toe Truck

A big toe truck came to town
To pull some peoples' toes around
With a knick-knack-paddy-wack
I would like to know
How it feels when a truck is pulling your toe

A yellow forklift came to town
To move some knives and forks around
With a knick-knack-paddy-wack
Wouldn't it be neat
If I had a forklift to help me eat

A pick-up truck came to town
To pick up trash off the ground
With a knick-knack-paddy-wack
A dust pan and a broom
A pick-up truck could
Clean my room

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Track 5: In The Freezer

 

Either this is an instrumental track or I just don't have these lyrics yet.

 

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Track 6: Under Your Bed

 

Either this is an instrumental track or I just don't have these lyrics yet.

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Track 7: Car Seat Exercise

 

Either this is an instrumental track or I just don't have these lyrics yet.

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Track 8: This Little Piggy

 

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Track 9: Speed Bump Blues

You want to step on the gas
And go real fast
But that's a mistake
You'll have to hit the brakes
I think you've forgot
This is a parking lot
And the speed bumps say, take it slow

I've got the speed bump blues
Oh I know you like to cruise
But you hit them so fast
They give me whiplash
And knock the radio right out of the dash
Oh, Momma hit the speed bumps slow
When you go
Oh, Daddy hit the speed bumps slow

Now, I like to ride in my car seat
Looking at the world is quite a treat
But there's one thing I'd like to say
The parking lot is not the freeway

I've got the speed bump blues
Oh I know you like to cruise
But you hit them so fast they give me whiplash
And knock the radio right out of the dash
Oh, Daddy hit the speed bumps slow
When you go
Oh, Momma hit the speed bumps slow

In a parking lot you should not
Try and scare the folks with their shopping carts
Take it easy and if you do
Then your kids won't say

I've got the speed bump blues
Oh I know you like to cruise
But you hit 'em so fast
They give me whiplash
And you knock the radio right out of the dash
Daddy hit the speed bumps slow
When you go
Oh, Momma hit the speed bumps slow
When you go
Oh, Daddy hit the speed bumps slow.

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Track 10: Raindrops & Lemon Drops

 

Either this is an instrumental track or I just don't have these lyrics yet.

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Track 11: The People In The Car

 

Either this is an instrumental track or I just don't have these lyrics yet.

 

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Track 12: Pat-A-Cake

 

Do not have lyrics for this song yet.  Sorry.

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Track 13: Evening Breeze Lullaby

 

Either this is an instrumental track or I just don't have these lyrics yet.

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